I Have Nothing
I HAVE NOTHING is a show about amateur abilities and enormous ambitions. The series follows Carolyn Taylor on her quest to pursue her wildest dream - even when she doesn’t have the talent or skills (or basic knowledge) to realize them. Fuelled by her unhealthy obsession with the 1988 Winter Olympics, Carolyn has a burning desire to choreograph the perfect pairs figure skating routine to Whitney Houston’s iconic song “I Have Nothing”. Light-hearted, nostalgic, and full of high stakes, I HAVE NOTHING culminates in a professional performance of Carolyn’s routine, in front of an audience of Olympic heavyweights. Supported by her friend and professional comedian, Mae Martin, Carolyn dives into the routine with guidance from legends Sandra Bezic, Brian Orser, Kurt Browning, Katarina Witt, David Pelletier, Ekaterina Gordeeva, Tara Lipinski, Kristi Yamaguchi, and Adam Rippon.
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Duration: 6 x 30' HD
Resolution: HD
Seasons: TBC
Genre: Lifestyle, Sports
Tags: Comedy, Sports
Original Language: TBC
Producer: Blue Ant Media in association with Bell Media, Catalyst and Blue Ant Studios North
Original Broadcaster: Crave
Year of Production: TBC
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